About

Kayaking, in all of its forms, has taken me on an uncountable number of adventures and, in a remarkable cliché, continues to do so. This blog is dedicated to chronicling my adventures from both past, present and future (once I finish work on that time machine). It is primarily a record for me to keep track of the stupid things I have done and share them with friends, family and random internet strangers. My aim is always to present these stories in an entertaining way for both paddlers and non-paddlers alike, mostly so grandma can read along too.

If you want to know more about why I started I’d recommend my first post: River Stench: An inception

As of around Spring in 2017, it was decided after a couple* of beers at the local pub that it would be fun to publish some good old fashioned fake news in the form of the ‘River Stench Reports’. These reports take no prisoners and we are in no way sorry for this. …Well